“Tis true.”
A palm-sized tome of simple binding. Flammable. Easily lost. Contains gibberish. Reader who is not an Agent of Alice or Agent of Maple vomits and is blinded for a day.
An Agent of Alice may find an set of instructions. They believe it is from Alice. If they burn this tome while asking a question, they will receive an answer in their next dream.
An Agent of Maple may find an set of instructions. They believe it is from Maple. If they burn this tome while asking a question, they will receive an answer in their next encounter.